Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1. Willow
2. Koal
3. Voada 83

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
Willow: *points to Koal* I luff him 8333 but he's dating my best friend >8C
Koal: o3o *steps away from Willow slowly* yeaaa
Voada: ...I dont know either of those freaks

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Willow: *glanes Koal* hey Koal Wan-
Koal: o3o no *shuffles farther from Willow*
Voada: Of course >83

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Willow: ...stalk Koal
Koal: Hang out with Rosey
Voada: make innocent children cry >8D

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
Willow: .... 83 not that Ill tell yuu about
Koal: *cough* IhadsexwithWillow..ONCE
Voada:I m evil? 83

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Willow: ....? kinks...?
Koal: *chuckles* nope
Voada: ...no?

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Willow: hmmm one
Koal: *glares at Willow* one
Voada: ...like..over 50?

7) Do you love me? I love you.
Willow: 8DDDDD I LOVE YOU TOO..Marry me!?
Koal: o.o'' err..I have to..go..now..
Voada: >:C Fuck off asshole

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
Willow: D,8 ...meany
Koal: *peers out from behind tree* than god
Voada: good because I would have had to kill you otherwise

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Willow: noone 83
Koal: Scott >8C
Voada: ....I already have..

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Willow: .....i dont know O3O
Koal: ..again..Scott >8CCC
Voada: I have no idea what the fuck a rabid squirrel monkey is

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Willow: im a cat! and I live in Willow world >8C
Koal: *yelps and runs out* my bad!
Voada: *grits teeth* Ill do what i want..and im a wolf, dumbass

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?
Willow: 83 yush
Koal:...can I have a drink?
Voada: ...wtf

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Willow: o3o 2
Koal: >.>'' 2
Voada: >83 about the same amount as Ive killed

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
Willow: crack kills >
Koal: ..err..whats crack?
Voada: haha Im high as we speak

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Willow: ..boop
Koal: *shrugs* I dont care
Voada: ......Why did I even agre to this..?

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
Willow: Koals di-
Koal: *slaps hand over Willows mouth* ^^''
Voada: o.o'' I dont tend to lick things

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Willow: ...do mail AIDS count?
Koal: ...I dont have aids..except the danm mail AIDS from Willow >8C
Voada: ...no..

18) There is no question 18.
Willow: D88888
Koal: o3o ...?
Voada: ...retards

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
Willow: Koal fetish ftw 83333
Koal: ...huh?
Voada: is..blood..a fetish..?

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
Willow: D88 noooooo
Koal: 83 yay
Voada: thank the lord *stomps off*